February 2012
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Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?
Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.
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Elton's Assistant: Elton, Gaga replied to your party invite and unfortunately she won't be able to attend since she is on a break.
Elton: Who's the next best thing?
Elton's Assistant: We could hire a Gaga imitator, if that's what you'd like?
Elton: Yes, perfect. No one will be able to tell the difference.
Katy Perry: Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, Elton.
